4th of December Elections
First a public service announcement:

My first encounter with the election came when a knock came at my door on a Sunday morning. I growled, “Who’s there?” in my meanest voice as one does. A timid voice replied, “The school, about the elections.” This made sufficently little sense as to tempt to me open the door. Two middle-school girls were standing on my door with the voter-registration form. They asked me to fill it out and when I explained that I wasn’t a citizen, they pressed that I should really fill it out. I pointed out that that might be against the law, and they got scared and left. (more…)


